Quotes

    It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"Remember, there's big difference bewteen kneeling down and bending over."
								-Frank Zappa

"Don't get no jizz on the sofa."
								-Joe, from Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage.

"What's mine is mine, and what's yours is negotiable."
								-unknown

"Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.  Ask the 
infantry and ask the dead."
								-Ernest Hemingway

"Almost only counts in horseshoes."
								-unknown

"Got enough guilt to start my own religion."
								-Tori Amos

"Don't rush me.  I'm waiting for the last minute."
								-unknown

"Go hard or go home."
								-Australian Air Force

"Women....
	 once you pop you can't stop...."
								-unknown

"An eye for an eye only makes the world blind."
								-Gaundi


This next series is curtisy of UC Davis:

How to tell a man from a woman or what is a double standard??

A man is dynamic							A woman is aggressive

A man is firm								A woman is inflexible

He is good at details						She is picky

He loses his temper							She is bitchy

He is a go-getter							She is pushy

When he is depressed, everyone				When she is moody, it must be
tiptoes past his office						her time of the month

He follows through							She doesn't know when to quit

He's confident								She's stuck up

He has dreams								She has delusions of grandeur

He has the courage of his convictions		She is stubborn

He is a man of the world					She's "been around"

He can hold his liquor						She's a lush

He isn't afraid to say what he thinks		She's mouthy

He's human									She's emotional

He exercises authority diligently			She's power mad

He is closed mouthed						She's secretive

He can make decisions quickly				She is impulsive

He's a stern taskmaster						She's hard to work for

He is experienced							She's been through the mill